- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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