What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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