- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

class is canceled. My professor died.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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