Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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