- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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