Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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human centipede

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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