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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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