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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

If you are reading this you are a nerd

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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