- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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