- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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