Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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Lil Wayne

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Yes

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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