What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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