What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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