- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

i'm hard

I have an idea! You leave.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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