- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

homosexual rights to marriage

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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