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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

whos on the right track? lady gaga

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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