- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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