A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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A man finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he will grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish for a duck". POOF! He got a duck. Then he says "I wish for a penguin". POOF! A penguin magically appears. He thought long and hard for his 3rd wish. Then he said "I wish I had a turtle" POOF! Suddenly out of nowhere the genie disappears. The man looked inside the magic lamp and saw a small turtle. The end.

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Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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