- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Want to hear a joke? Obama

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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