What did the man with no head say to the women?

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

i like it in the mouth

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

the economy.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

NEVER

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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