- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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