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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Eric is gay Ha

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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