- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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