Yellow People !!

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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