roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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