Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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