- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

There's my tractor.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

irish man drinking john smiths

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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