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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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