- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

How did the black person die? Of old age

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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