Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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