A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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women's rights

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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