- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

women's rights

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??