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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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