"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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