who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Matthew Wyckoff

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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Anti Joke

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