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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Gay rights.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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