- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

A guy at a baseball game....

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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