Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Men's rights

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

A man did not like this site

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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