Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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Wait! hundred billions!

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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