Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What? Huh?

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

A women left the kitchen.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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