What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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knock knock Goodbye

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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