What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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