A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Guess what What

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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