- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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