What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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