- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

why did your mum die young because she had canser

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Massie is a fatass

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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