- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

You are joking right?

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

PENIS that is all

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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