Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Where's my baby??

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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