Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

if you are reading this your wasting your time

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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