- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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