Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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