If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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