What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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