- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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