Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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