- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

im @ work, LOL.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

a chinese man pays the full price

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Yo Mama just died.

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