Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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An anti-joke

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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