- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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