- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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