What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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No

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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