Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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