- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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