- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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