- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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