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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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