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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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