Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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