How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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