y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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