roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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The Labour Party.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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