- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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