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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.