- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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