- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

homosexual rights to marriage

Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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