- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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