What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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