What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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