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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

race-car = rac-ecar

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

whats worse than failing your maths test?

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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