- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Im taking a shit right now.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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