- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Justin Bieber.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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