- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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