- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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