- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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