- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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