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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

What is square and grey? A grey square.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

If i open this door you can go trough it

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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