- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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