- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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