- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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