- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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