Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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