Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Yellow People !!

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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