- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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