- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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