What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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