- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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