- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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