- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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