- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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