- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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