- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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