- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

An Asian with a big dick.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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