Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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