- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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