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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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