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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!