- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Knock knock It's open, come in

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

i wonder who made this website? a human

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