- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

A hill billy went fishing

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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