- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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