How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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Yeah sure, you have "absolutely... ...No... ...Reason..." to... Fucking... use... This... place... at... all... But you seem to be here all the fucking time, what fucking sense does that make? That is not the matter at all fagface! Your fucking goons assaulting me because "I stole one of your aliases?" I was born Nero and will die fucking Nero, not Nerometal, not Nero of Neronism, just Nero your friendly rapist! Yeah Ill give you my fucking social info, so you... and... your... excessive... use... of... this shit... can... send... your ...fucking assholes to finish the job! Listen bitch! I am a writer! And your faggots stabbed off like half of my eyeball! I don't give a damn about this site, I want your fucking assholes to stop seeking me out in person! Hell, give me your social info, so we can "make a fucking settlement" Where I break off your head and shit down your neck!

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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