What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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