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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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