why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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