tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Tall asians

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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