- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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