Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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