- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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