Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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