Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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