- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that motherbleep to drink all you want that bleep to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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