Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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