Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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