- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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