Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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