- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

My spelling is horrible

I'm homeless.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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