What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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