Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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