- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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