- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

I like the color potato.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

nothing

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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