knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Atheism

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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