Small Penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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