- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

what are you mike bibby?

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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