- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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