Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Anti Joke

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