Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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