- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

knock knock? come in

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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