- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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