- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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