- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

someone called someone else a frog

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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