- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

how do you call someone? use a phone

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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