- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

knock,knock you suck

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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