- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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