Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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