A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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