- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Chris Bosh's neck

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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