- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

The chickens have become self-aware!

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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