- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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