What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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