i'm hard

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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