Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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