- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Women's rights

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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