A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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