A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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men, men like men= men+bed

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: You're not my dad!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA PENIS

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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