- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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