- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

knock knock come in

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

bite me

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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