- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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