If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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