- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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