What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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