Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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