- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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