How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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