- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Hej Erik och Leo!!

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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