- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

where's mom I killed her

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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