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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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