- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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