Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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