Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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Did you hear the one about the flying turtle? No? Okay I'll tell you about it. So one day there was a flying turtle. His name was Larry and he was a turtle that can fly. However, nobody believed that Larry can fly and he wanted to prove it. So the next day George, who was a flying octopus, called Jerry on his cell phone and told him a story about a Larry. Jerry, who was a media reporter, was so offended by his story and called the police. Question: What did the police say? Nothing because it was a made up story

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Matthew Wyckoff

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Anti Joke

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