Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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