What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Anyone can post anything.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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