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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Good job, son.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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