- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Dwarf Shortage

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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