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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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