Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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knock knock who's there? hope

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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I am a mime

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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