A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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