What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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