- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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