Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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This is an anti-joke.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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