How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Indians

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

Knock, knock. Come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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