Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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