- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What is white and long? A New York winter

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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