How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Why is this joke funny It isn't

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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