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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

9/11

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.