- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Knock Knock. Come in.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What's big and purple? Barney

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

where's mom I killed her

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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