Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Whats worse than suicide? death

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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