Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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