If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

A guy walks into a bar

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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