What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

thumb_up thumb_down -18

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

thumb_up thumb_down -18

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

thumb_up thumb_down -18

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

thumb_up thumb_down -20

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops