During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Badabing.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Maths.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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Anti Joke

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