- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Charlie Sheen

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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