- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yo Mama just died.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

A: Knock Knock B: 7

woman's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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