why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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