- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

No your aunties a joke

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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