- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Dwarf Shortage

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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