- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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