- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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