- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

. . I am a whale

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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