a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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A pope meets another one

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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