- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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