A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

autistic kids rock

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Pain Olympics.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

A gay man watches football.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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