- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

Should a pole bump an alarm?

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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