- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

every cloud has a silver lining

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Oh, go away

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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