- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Pickles

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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