- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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