Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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This isn't funny.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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