- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

Boob

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??