What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Jesus Christ

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Canadians

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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