Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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