Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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Roses are red Im adopted

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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guess what what ...

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Anti Joke

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