Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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time to spruce up!

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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