what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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