Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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T u r n i p s

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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