- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

What do we call Osama? Osama

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

What does? 42

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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