What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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