How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

womans rights...

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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