- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

womans having rights.

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