Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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