Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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Fucked up quotes: "When walking trough hell, keep going!" (I just turn back and walk the other way thank you, I mean worst case I walk trough heaven right?" "Never give up, ever ever ever ever ever..." (Ill just end it with etc because I gave up something as hard as... Typing?) "Curiosity killed the cat" (Translated: "Curiosity kills, stay inside forever" What?)

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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