- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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