- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Your girlfriend.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

A women left the kitchen.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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