- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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