- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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