- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Barack Obama is a good president.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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