- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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