- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Iif your reading this ur gay

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

what are you mike bibby?

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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