When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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