- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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