Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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