all these jokes are horrible now

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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