- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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