Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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