- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Im taking a shit right now.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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