- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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