- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Tunechi

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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