What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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