What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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